"What?" he says in disbelief, "I thought three minutes would be
WAY under-doing it!"
In case any of you were wondering:When crunched for time,
!!No!! you can't throw a mound of cookie dough
in the microwave for 3 minutes, go jump in the shower, and expect a nice little treat to be there when you get back.Well, we got a good laugh out of it. That is, once we could breathe again after ridding the apartment of the
putrid-smoke-spouting-microwave and smoldering cookie! Yes, that's oatmeal cookie dough turned charcoal in a matter of 2 minutes. The plate broke from the heat I guess...??
Oh, Jeff, you're c-r-a-z-y!!! But that's why I love you!!!
(PS- I love the irony of Jeff wearing his BYU Alumni, AKA "I'm a college graduate," shirt... but don't hold it against him-- physics majors don't have time for Home Ec classes!)